Azel4

There once was a person in a world doing something....... BUT NO ONE KNEW WHAT THEY WERE DOING This person was named Jif. Jif was an all around great person. Smiles all day. Work ethic of a mule. Eyes of a lightning storm. Could compose like Mozart von Amadeus. Ran a mile like a Terrier. Got away with crimes like the Gestapo..... OOPS! Don't pay attention to that last detail. Now, now, Jif was no mobster, per was no gangsta, per was no ringleader or crime lord. But Jif dang!  Quite the deity of destruction and bereavement. It might be said that Jif was  only equaled by perself. Jif owned the world. Every pocketbook, shipping crate and