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There once was a person in a world doing something....... BUT NO ONE KNEW WHAT THEY WERE DOING This person was named Jif. Jif was an all around great person. Smiles all day. Work ethic of a mule. Eyes of a lightning storm. Could compose like Mozart von Amadeus. Ran a mile like a Terrier. Got away with crimes like the Gestapo..... OOPS! Don't pay attention to that last detail. Now, now, Jif was no mobster, per was no gangsta, per was no ringleader or crime lord. But Jif dang!  Quite the deity of destruction and bereavement. It might be said that Jif was  only equaled by perself. Jif owned the world. Every pocketbook, shipping crate and

December 19th, 2018 - In class today, Pamela, yes, that big fat girl, came up to me and asked me if I knew one neat trick. As typical for her, it was a question to trick me into a conversation with her. After telling her that I did not know what trick she was talking about or what its use could be, she told me what was on her mind in a rambling way. It started with, "Well, one REALLY neat trick you can do, if you want to get your grades up, which seems to be the ONLY thing you care about doing." And yet the trick was never explained. Pamela kept going into statements emphatically pointing out things that she thought I did too much or too litt

There once was an island filled with girls where they ate like queens everyday. This island of plenty was a strange place. It was an artificial island, yet luscious with foliage. It was an island of great height that could never be encountered without permission. The true queen of the place was someone who had amassed many riches, generating a food supply chain like a Walmart every other day. The population was about 500 people and just videos of the paradise-like island were able to generate large amounts of money. On occasion, males could pay loads of money to live in that paradise for a day. Perhaps surprisingly, there were only a few who